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Post by carcinogeneticist on Nov 17, 2012 22:03:06 GMT -6
Salutations. Though initially hesitant to join, I decided at last to hang up my shame on the nearest coat rack and unceremoniously dump myself head-over-heels into Zutara fandomness. Considering that my life has been more or less consumed utterly whole by the swirling black death vortex that is the steamiest shipping this side of the galaxy, I suppose this has been a long time in coming. Fucking shippings have a way of doing that, squirming under your skin and settling there like a school of razor-toothed worms. An itch you just can't fucking scratch no matter how hard you try.
Anyway, the point I'm ineffectively trying to make is that I'm not a Zutara writer, yet. Undoubtedly my consumption will be made whole when I finally rip up that particular gate and jump into the thick of it. In the meantime, sitting on the sidelines and silently stuffing my think pan with writing beautiful enough to make my self-loathing dissipate for a second or two will be just fine for me.
So a big fucking hello to anyone unfortunate enough to step foot in this thread.
-carcinoGeneticist
And what is with the local obsession with blue? Whatever the fuck is wrong with red?
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ladyavatar
Pro-Bender
Ozai Fangirls, Represent!
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Post by ladyavatar on Nov 17, 2012 22:09:55 GMT -6
*Waves* Hiya! Glad to see you joined despite initial hesitation, and welcome to our fabulous forum.
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Post by harpalyce on Nov 17, 2012 22:16:38 GMT -6
Hi there and welcome! :>
I'm guessing that the forum color scheme is to go with the name, haha. Maybe we'll see a purple theme someday - I've always had it pegged as a Zutara color *grin*
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Post by carcinogeneticist on Nov 17, 2012 23:20:55 GMT -6
Well fanfuckingtastic. I have gone where no man has gone before. I have leaped off of the battlements of Sanity Tower and accomplished an acrobatic fucking pirouette directly into Fangirl Zone, guided by the relentless winds of fanart and fanfiction. That's it. I'm going total fangirl. Never go total fangirl. Excuse me, hospital, I require a sex change in order to complete what I have begun. Yes, I say to myself as I adjust to my new body, I have been swallowed by the Zutara redrom fandom and thrust into the belly of the dragon-koi beast. At least it's warm in here.
Steamy, if you will.
Here's a visual aid, for those with their heads entrenched kilometres deep in their asses.
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chromeknickers
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I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am!
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Post by chromeknickers on Nov 18, 2012 0:39:14 GMT -6
Hullo, and welcome. I see a few colourful words entrenched in your vocabulary. You're the sort who'd make a sailor blush with shame, aren't you? No need for modesty. ^_~
I wish you luck with your foray into writing fanfiction. I'm expecting humour, possibly genderbender with this talk of reassigning gender.
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Post by advocaat on Nov 18, 2012 1:09:19 GMT -6
Hello there new guy! Doesn't that make four now? I think it's four. Woohoo! Four whole men!
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honeybee
Bender
Canon? What's That? O_o
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Post by honeybee on Nov 18, 2012 8:30:30 GMT -6
Only the manliest of men can shrug away the shame society has placed upon them in order to peruse their interests! Nothing wrong with celebrating the over-coming hardships of two people who go from bitter enemies to the best of friends. If people can obsess over celebrates and their significant others on a daily basis, then we sure as hell can obsess over fictional characters whenever we feel like it! At least our obsessions aren't hurting anyone. (Except, maybe, ourselves. XD Why, Bryke- why?!)
Anyway, welcome aboard, sir! You have quite descriptive imagery going on there. Quite humorous, too. Write, I say! Write! We could all use a bit more humour in the fandom. =D
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Post by carcinogeneticist on Nov 18, 2012 11:23:55 GMT -6
Hey, thanks to everyone who welcomed me. I was slightly concerned I would be chased out and/or possibly castrated with the largest pair of dual dao swords possible in the known universe. To say I'm looking forward to being on here is a vast understatement worthy of a fucking statue being erected in its honour.
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ladyavatar
Pro-Bender
Ozai Fangirls, Represent!
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Post by ladyavatar on Nov 27, 2012 20:41:15 GMT -6
*Poke* Yo, carcinoGeneticist - where you at, bro? Come back and entertain the forum, your posts were awesome (or was only I entertained?).
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Post by advocaat on Nov 27, 2012 21:27:47 GMT -6
I was entertained too. (J' o 'C)
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