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[mrspettyfer]

I get some of the funniest reviews ever. What always amuses me is when people read the story all at once and review back to back, because they always start off calm and by the end it's all ZOMG NO BRING MY BABY BACK WAAH. lmao Progressional reviews are always fun to read.

Spoilers for The Black Games, FYI.

I can't decide if I want to kill you for killing Zuko, or force you to continue writing because it's so good! But you killed Zuko. And... It's Zuko. The guy is a bamf. Bamfs just can't be killed like that

I feel like such an emotional watermelon right now

I will somehow and someway send you five dollars (I'm a college student that is like a hundred bucks to me) so you won't kill Zuko.

Ok ok I just finished the story and WHAT DA FAK!? I freaked out at the end of this chapter and was like ok heres how it is going to end she is going to "kill" him and the firelord will not let his only successor die so they come and the master waterbenders revive him be cause earlier in the story Katara said that masters could bring someone back from the brink but NOPE NOPE NOPE hes dead dead dead dead ZUKO BB COME BACK

I just don't know what to do, what to say, why I'm still alive, but all I can say and I'm going to say is: I love you!

[mrspettyfer]

Well thank you! lol

I think you did put "NOOO, ZUKO!" on chapter 36, haha. A lot of people actually told me they thought Katara had stabbed herself. I'm not sure why, but maybe they didn't want to believe Zuko was stabbed, I don't know, lol.

[azuremoon]

DO NOT DIE PEOPLE!! T_T_T I have a hard time killing off people...I'll do it occasionally but..it's HARD. And it has to have meaning. T__TT

[ladyavatar]

Ahahahaha - those reviews on The Black Games are amazing. XD Your reviewers tend to be, for good reason, quite passionate about your story. I mean, the Tumblr tag for your work explodes almost every day with gushing praise.

Kim, this one made me giggle and actually came from you:

You've never heard of the word 'cushy'? Wow.

^I really had never heard of that word until Kimberly T introduced me to it, if I remember correctly. XD

This was a reviewer being frustrated about Katara not acknowledging her feelings:

-goes crazy at this chapter-
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW I AM FEELING NOW.
Just like when Tarrlock was being a butthole to Korra, but anyways.
KATARA FEELS IT.

^Which I only include here because, the first time I read it, my brain misunderstood it as Katara feeling something about Tarrlok being a jerk to Korra and I was all . . . wha?

And then there's this one, in which a reviewer gets violent in response to "The Crossroads of Destiny" (LadyAvatar Edition):

are you freaking KIDDING ME . I REALLY JUST THREW MY PHONE AT THE WALL . lady avatar...whyyyyyyy no i feel all broken inside . ughhhhhh . congrats , you made me cry.

[azuremoon]

Your reviews are brilliant. XDDD

This is interesting to me. =P Though I got nothin on you guys. XD

Wow, that ending. XD This is probably the most creative definition of "pride"
I have seen yet!

[chromeknickers]

That's because you are a trollop, Kim! A UST writing hussy! And I love you. <3

This is part of a review from Allison (advocaat) for "Sublime" that made me snort:

/"C'mon, can we keep him?"/ Again, lololololol!
Gran-Gran: "As long as you feed him and walk him and clean up after him. Owning a foreigner is a big responsibility."

If only Gran-Gran were that sarcastic enough to say that, I would have used that line. XD

[azuremoon]

Pakku might be. << XDDD

[advocaat]

lol! I made the hall of fame.

[ladyavatar]

Dec 10, 2012 16:02:02 GMT -6 chromeknickers said:

/"C'mon, can we keep him?"/ Again, lololololol!
Gran-Gran: "As long as you feed him and walk him and clean up after him. Owning a foreigner is a big responsibility."

^Ahahahaha! Nice. XD

This lovely review pretty much summarizes the sentiments of most of the reviews I got today:

DA FUG DID I JUST READ?!

[azuremoon]

Really? XD I'm about to read as I JUST FINISHED KORRA!