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Post by kathrynlacey on Dec 6, 2012 22:43:47 GMT -6
Now that I have become experienced with it, I'm even more afraid of writing it because now I don't know that my words will do it justice, but I think if I have my boyfriend (who is actually obnoxiously good at writing smut) supervise my writing of it, I can pull it off. XD
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Post by ladyavatar on Dec 6, 2012 22:48:08 GMT -6
. . . but I think if I have my boyfriend (who is actually obnoxiously good at writing smut) . . . ^The reason for his excellence is elementary, my dear Watson. He must have fabulous inspiration. Edit: While we are all on the smut confession bandwagon, I have another confession. I'm probably the oldest person on this forum who has no experience (21). Would anyone like to confess to being able to beat that number? Of course, I'm not doing it randomly. I was inspired by this: "There's a rumor on the internet that if you stay a virgin until the age of 30 you become a wizard."
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Post by kathrynlacey on Dec 6, 2012 22:54:31 GMT -6
For all of our awesome moments, we're pretty damned vanilla... He can write fabulously kinky and interesting smut... Then again... he can write anything fantastically. He needs to become a novelist. Seriously...
Ugh! If only I hadn't given it up at sixteen! In seven more years, I could have become a wizard! Virginity does seem to have some exquisitely magical properties. You don't really hear about people wanting to bathe in the blood of the promiscuous to retain their youth, for instance...
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Post by azuremoon on Dec 6, 2012 23:00:47 GMT -6
Yes Michelle. I can beat that.
Confession: I am the oldest person likely on this forum to have no experience. I am 25.
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Post by kathrynlacey on Dec 6, 2012 23:11:13 GMT -6
Be proud! It's damned hard to not cave. I was ready-ish at the time... Ish being that I was sixteen and hormonal and thought I was ready. Plus, my boyfriend at the time was hooooot, and he totally looked like Dante Basco... Or at least... I (and those who nicknamed him "Rufio") thought he did. This is the only picture I have left of him. This image offends the photographer in me, but it's all I've got, and he still looks cute in it even if I look like crap. Confession: I lost my virginity at age sixteen to a twenty-two year old... At the time, didn't seem like a big deal, but now that I'm twenty-three, I'm really disgusted by that fact. Sixteen-year-olds are soooooo freaking young... :: gags :: My skin crawls just thinking about it. However, divine justice has intervened. He's a loser alcoholic now. Or at least... He was when I last spoke to him over a year ago when I decided it would be best to cut all ties with him.
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Post by azuremoon on Dec 6, 2012 23:14:19 GMT -6
Confession: I've had a total of TWO boyfriends (one of whom was long-distance and we spent 99.99% of the relationship in different states not seeing each other) and the other wouldn't even know what to do with his dick if he tried.
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Post by kathrynlacey on Dec 6, 2012 23:16:04 GMT -6
...and the other wouldn't even know what to do with his dick if he tried. This had me laughing. XDDD
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Post by ladyavatar on Dec 6, 2012 23:16:46 GMT -6
. . . and the other wouldn't even know what to do with his dick if he tried. ^Confession: I'm literally LOLing right now. XD
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Post by azuremoon on Dec 6, 2012 23:18:31 GMT -6
...and the other wouldn't even know what to do with his dick if he tried. This had me laughing. XDDD It's mean, but true. He's straight too...just...does he even HAVE a sex drive? Trust me, I tried to use my uh, hand, to alleviate his problem, and he wouldn't. But he'll touch me...not with that though. =P Michelle - I'm glad to amuse. XD
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Post by kathrynlacey on Dec 6, 2012 23:25:50 GMT -6
Maybe he's just extra awkward... Some guys really just don't have much of a libido. Jonathan's best friend has been married to his (the friend's, not Jonathan's) high school sweetheart, and the only reason they popped out two kids is because his wife instigated getting busy. He just doesn't really care about sex all that much, but he obviously does it on occasion.
Jonathan has a really high libido. I have trouble keeping up with him. hahah
Confession: I am occasionally too open about my personal life... >.>;;
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